March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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I am a feminist. I shave my legs and wear make-up....
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Things I'm looking forward to in 2012:
1. The Hunger Games movie
2. Chris Colfer’s Struck By Lightning
3. J.K. Rowling’s new book
4. Starkid’s B@man musical
5. Performing in my college’s production of Godspell this spring
6. Going on a trip with my family for spring break
7. Seeng my long-distance boyfriend in two weeks
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Observation 1: Rick Santorum openly hates gays.
Observation 2: Judging by his speech and actions, Rick Santorum also appears to have a hatred for women.
Observation 3: Rck Santorum is preoccupied with gay sex.
Conclusion: Rick Santorum is a closet case if I ever saw one.
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The Phantom of the Opera fandom is the most...
Seriously. The Glee fans look like perfectly sane, rational people in comparison.
The phans have so much undue hate; hate for certain performers, hate for shippers, hate for each other. It’s disgusting.
Just one scroll through the Phantom of the Opera tag makes me feel faintly ashamed to be a member of this fandom.
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flyingmustard:
Hahaha.
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
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